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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do older women know what they want?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

At least 45 Palestinians killed while waiting for aid trucks in Gaza, health officials say - AP News

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is Pampano safe to eat?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

No go.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Still no good

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

No way

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?