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15.06.2025 01:38

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts