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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What have I done wrong? How can I start over?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

A Massive Particle Blasted Through Earth and Scientists Think It Might Be The First Detection of Dark Matter - ZME Science

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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